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Say Cheese!

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And so there was a fight, but not with food. Food was the savior for the two wounded. A young dancing entertainer moved through the crowd. Catching peoples eyes and ears as he danced and spoke. Acting out the fights as best as he could. Adding in a little thing as he did so.

Jarvis's cheese can save your life, wether from hunger or from strife. He gestures to the two imprints of people who had been saved by the huge cheese. People have flocked to it, a few have even worn some on their outfit. Points out Reni as she leaves. So just remember, Jarvis the Big Cheese, maker of the biggest and bestest cheese! he gives his bow to the people that were still watching and listening to the show while the clean up from the fight was done.

Rani was also sponsoring the cheese. She stood, wearing a formfitting skirted entertainment outfit, next to a waterfilled barrel which stood up to her chest height, with her hands manacled behind her back and chain wrapped around her body.

And this escape is sponsored by Cheesemaker Jarvis. Jarvis's cheese, the delicious cheese that has to be tasted to be brie-leaved. Remember Jarvis's Big Cheeses. But don't take my curd for it, it's not a gru-ere-a, it's just feta than the average cheddar. Anyway, someone wish me gouda luck

The cheese puns only stopped when she was put in the barrel, more water poured in to replace what she displaced and the lid locked on. It was over three and a half minutes later when two hands emerged from a small hole in the lid, picked the lock and thirty seconds later the lid popped off and a very wet, but free, Rani emerged from the water.

Well ... that gouda gone feta she commented.

She then had to duck back underwater when the crowd started pelting her with the cheese samples she had provided.

I have closed this quest. While it was not fully completed, a partial reward of 250 xp and 50 gp has been granted. I had quite a laugh at all the puns ^_^